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WIFE VS. HUSBAND 

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and 

neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day…

30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"  

CREATION 

A man said to his wife one day, "I don’t know how you can be 

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT 

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,

and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and

you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible

that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can’t believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament

and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says………."HEBREWS"

The Silent Treatment 

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. 

     God may have created man before woman,

but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !

It’s been a long time since i had fun during my day off work.

I usually would clean the house, go to the market or simply just stay lazy at home but today I spend all day out ….. eating and visiting people I normally don’t. It was different and fun. I have to thank my friend Yoga for that some of her charm kind of stayed with me.

We started the day with a big breakfast at The Curve . She noticed mine didn’t have any greens but i still like it .

After that we went to Jln Ampang to visit old friends and new ones too.

We saw her favourite Boss . She was so happy and so was I he he he

Then we went across the road to have coconut water and i saw this guy playing this unique instrument . I think it was a Sabahan for the instrument looked like the ones i have seen in KK . He played some old songs , it was k .

I was happy to know that Ameer a young friend of Yoga’s son Lavern thought I was a cool person . I really like the young people to like me for they r the future of tomorrow .

After that we went to have lunch in Bangsar . I ate my favourite vegetable 3 kings dish with white rice . Like usual I think I ate the most he he he …:(

We met my best friend too . She looked as beautiful as ever . Lavern thinks i am older than her which i am not but it is k too. I like to be thought as a cool old lady ha ha ha ha .

They had to go off to Ipoh after that so I went to fetch Neny from collage and we came home telling each other all the things we had done …. She is the best friend I have….

Now i am telling u all about my happy day. i think i am the happiest when i can make others happy …..

Well tomorrow is back to work and to the gym too. My legs r still sore after that machine called "Cross Training "  Jason my trainer really pushed me to do only five minutes on it but i was half dead after 3 minutes had passed. My legs were shaking like jelly after that . Man this is going to be hard ha ha ha ha but i love it

tell u more next time till then be happy for we only have a little time ………..